Because even though the school photographer seriously screwed up your kids school pictures the first time around [mistaking your two children for JUST ONE CHILD] you sucked it up and ordered the pictures anyway.
Last week we got the pictures back.
Here's what they looked like:
Talk about identical. Right down to the allergy eyes, the parts in their hair and the wrinkles in their shirts.
Man. I had no idea my kids looked that much alike. I mean I know they're twins and all, but c'mon now! This is kind of eerie.
Its almost like they're the same per---oh wait.
They are the same person. These are both pictures of Cash.
Way to go Mr. School Photographer, you did it again. You've managed to take my kids from two children to one and then back again. I have to say I really admire your consistency.
Sigh......at least I have enough pictures of Cash now to wrap all our Christmas presents with.